Dear Readers,The latest What It Says About Me investigation has reached a dead end, leaving us completely baffled. We've done hundreds of Google searches, contacted experts, and even contemplated visiting a library, but our research hasn't yielded any answers.
If you can help, please contact us with leads regarding why "60 Minutes" continues to put Andy Rooney on the air. And before you respond, be aware that we've already debunked a rumor that CBS head Leslie Moonves bet Rooney he couldn't grow his eyebrows longer than an inch -- a challenge Rooney bested, allowing him to keep his segment until death or the replacement of "60 Minutes" with an extra hour of "Amazing Race."
Once again, please let us know if you have any information about this enduring mystery.
Godspeed,
Perry Fatone
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