Dear Readers,Since my last message, I've been captivated by the NCAA tournament. This month's basketball delirium has truly infected my mind.
"The Madness," as they call it, has disrupted my sleep patterns causing me to become despondent and withdrawn. I've also started hearing voices. To combat this, I am now keeping a journal detailing the size and frequency of my bowel movements.
Fortunately, there will be no college basketball played tomorrow through Wednesday. During that time, I will attempt to put my life back together. Part of that will involve contacting Siena forward Ryan Rossiter to ask him to stop mimicking my wardrobe and mannerisms. (I suspect he is following me.)
Wish me luck and enjoy all the rest of March's psychologically troubling hoops action.
Sincerely,
Perry Fatone
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