Monday, March 23, 2009

Ryan Drustan

In gentlemen's clubs throughout Central Ohio, Ryan Drustan is known simply as "Tubby Stub Hub." The name came about due to his penchant for slipping Ohio State football tickets into the g-strings of dancers.

What It Says About Me: "I had a few extra for the Akron game a few years back and figured, 'What the hell?' I've gotten a lot of poon for a fat man since then, so you can go ahead and count me in for season tickets next season."

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