This photo was taken two years prior to Timmy Klinefelter becoming the first 13-year-old to have a stroke brought on by sheer embarrassment.
When the Chunichi Dragons signed Kosuke Fukudome in 1998, Masami Inu was assigned to be Fukudome's personal geisha for road trips. Now that Fukudome plays for the Chicago Cubs, she is a hot dog vendor.
After mastering Iron Maiden's "Run for the Hills," Rhode Island native Harold Murphy snorted a long line of cocaine and discussed ad nauseam his desire for Django Reinhardt's catalogue to be made of available on Guitar Hero.
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As he watched the pre-op transvestite make off with his Dickies shirt and SEXY belt, Fernando Ratontito knew life would never be the same again.
There's just something about the Kewl bros. Whenever they walk into a room, women swoon, and men want to be them. In fact, they are so admired that the Center of Disease Control has linked the Kewls to 73 percent of reported cases of HPV in the Los Angeles area.
Before achieving greatness as chewing tobacco masters in Major League Baseball, players including Lenny Dykstra, Terry Francona, and Jose Guillen all studied under Sensei Sunee Muai in a small village outside of Phuket.
Mike Valentino is one of the most popular members of the dating Web site, Eharmony. He credits his profile picture for laying the groundwork to romantic success.
Many female names have fallen out of favor, from Gladys to Eunice. It is difficult to say which ones will make a comeback, but there's a good chance the antiquated girl's name Asshole will never return to prominence. Due to this, Asshole Jacobs of Wilmington, Delaware encourages her children to consider the name for their own daughters.