The Lang family took this photo only minutes before attempting to storm the castle. Tower guards were slow in noticing, but were quickly able to thwart the attack using a mix of crossbow fire and raining down scalding buckets of tar. The Stockton, California clan's patriarch received the iron maiden for spearheading the effort, while the children are currently serving time in the pillory.What It Says About Me: "Guess what, kids? Now that our home has been foreclosed on, this year's family vacation will include finding a new house and taking it by force!"
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