Dear Readers,What a week it's been! Where do you start? First, there was the new economic stimulus package, then there was the A-Rod steroid scandal, and now everybody is talking about whether a certain editor at a certain online destination is dating Octomom.
Well, let me set the record straight. Yes, I did spend one special evening with Octomom. After she did the interview with NBC's Ann Curry, we thought it would be relaxing to hit a club and go dancing. We've both been under a lot of stress -- me with my editor duties and she with her numerous unnaturally spawned offspring -- so we looked to each other as an oasis, if only for the night. Our passions aided by a few bottles of Cristal, we both knew it was on. I worked that booty on the dance floor and you can imagine where it went from there.
That being said, we've now decided to go our separate ways. I only wish the best for Octomom, as well as hope her overly fertile womb is not incubating my seed.
Well, gotta go. My web site calls.
Yours truly,
Perry Fatone
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