Monday, February 16, 2009

Mark Bartalanski

Playing the sousaphone for the North Partookaville high school marching band was a high point for Mark Bartalanski. After graduating, however, things started to go downhill. Now, Bartalanski regularly caves to peer pressure and drinks raspberry Puckers in his Mountain Dew. More troubling -- he continues to wear his uniform to social outings.

What It Says About Me: "Life is complicated ... at least moreso than strapping on a wearable tuba and walking in unison."

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