Friday, February 13, 2009

Brian Winley

Brian Winley's recurrent dreams throughout the 2008 holiday season resulted in him experiencing the most erotic lead-up to Christ's birthday since the infamous December of his seventh grade year. He suspects this may be indirectly linked to his November 2008 purchase of a new home computer.

What It Says About Me: "I let YouPorn ruin the sanctity of Christmas in my brain."

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