Sunday, February 22, 2009

Devin Daugherty

USC student Devin Daugherty does not participate in athletics, yet he recently visited a Big 5 sporting goods store to purchase eye black. He then went to an Ed Hardy boutique on Melrose Avenue and bought a $150 long sleeve t-shirt. Defying all logic, this was done voluntarily, while sober.

What It Says About Me: "I fully intend to leave the club tonight with a simple-minded coke slut."

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