Rumors of rampant lesbianism and mimery within the North Platte, Nebraska drama club have scandalized the small Midwestern town. Despite his cheerful demeanor, song-and-dance specialist Jerry Morgan (center, holding breast) saw sales at his feed store drop 30 percent after this photo was leaked on the Chamber of Commerce message board.What It Says About Me: "There's nothing like palling around with some free-spirited arty types, and doin' some titty grabbin'."
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