Dear Readers,The grind of editing What It Says About Me can get a little stressful, so I often spend my summer weekends lunching with dignitaries, shooting skeet, and unwinding at the Jersey Shore. However, my most recent beach jaunt was less than relaxing.
Rather than recall the all events that led to my Ed Hardy graphic tee being doused with rum punch at a night spot known as The Cove, I will simply state that I did not at any time grope or touch the posterior of a young lady from the town of Perth Amboy. Nor was it necessary for her muscular male friend to offer to, "Beat the [expletive] out of me."
Fortunately, as the altercation escalated, the Bon Jovi song "Livin' On a Prayer" came on the club's speakers, causing the female patrons to work themselves into a frenzy. The distraction was just enough to allow me to safely exit. Needless to say, I'm glad to put the incident behind me, and was later able to find another suitably promiscuous female to share my bed.
Hope all you readers are enjoying the warm weather as well.
With love,
Perry Fatone
I'm not sure how to say this, but here goes. My name is Katie Kilpatrick. When you Google my name, a post from your blog shows up at the very top with a pretty shocking photo of someone who isn't me. For professional reasons, I wish this weren't at the top of Google for my name. Do you think perhaps you might take down that post, or perhaps take my name out of it? I appreciate it.
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