Sunday, May 17, 2009

Miriam Clompston

Authorities recently found a weapons cache stockpiled by Miriam Clompston's Free Manistique Fantastique Militia. The Upper Peninsula Michigan housewife was able to escape arrest by using her trusty crossbow (pictured here) and kindly homespun charm.

What It Says About Me: "When I'm not bringing down intrusive government, I make a prize-winning peach cobbler."

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